This Post has six word memoirs. (see? that was funny. That was a six word memoir. Pay Attention.)

10.  The paper is no longer BLANK.
  9.  This post has six word memoirs
  8.  Three ipods stolen.  And I'm pissed.
  7.  I hated piano, but not anymore.
  6.  I can't think of any memoirs.
  5.  Number six was a crappy memoir.
  4.  Broke as a joke.  Donations please.
  3.  Coach cut me....because I suck.
  2.  ...And now I play for love.
  1.  I miss my little red acura.