The Impulse

A man passes his high school girlfriend on a crowded street in a large city.  They haven't seen each other in 10 years, and to see each other is probably destiny, or something like that.

M:  (Generic girl name)? Is that you?
W:  O my gosh! (Generic boy name)!!!!
M:  It's so good to see you!  It's been...what? like 9 or 10 years?
W:  (Laughs) Yeah something like that.  What kept us from staying in touch for that long?!
M:  Just Life I guess...I've been so busy..that's no excuse though, I'm sorry...
W:  Don't be!  It's just as much my fault as it is yours.  Let's just be happy that it's happening now.
M:  (Laughs) Ok that sounds good to me! 
W:  So what brings you to (generic large city)?
M:  I'm actually here on business.  I know it's crazy but I took that big corporate job, and now I guess I'm a part of the system.
W:  Yikes! That's no good...what do you do?
M:  Well right now I just work for a guy, who works for a guy, who works for the CEO's secretary.  Did you get all that?
W:  Let me think...um...so you're kissing ass for a living?
M:  Haha i knew you'd catch on! Hey it's kinda cold out.  Do you maybe wanna maybe get out of the snow and come get something to eat with me?
W:  Ah.  I wish i could!  I'm sorry.. I'm meeting my fiance at somewhere at 9. 
M:  Fiance?
W:  Yeah! After two years he finally had the nerve to ask! 
M:  Wow...that's um...that's great..
W:  (laughs) Don't act too excited.
M:  ha. yeah. Well hey I guess I better let you go then..
W:  Yeah I guess so! It was so good to see you!
M:  Yeah you too..
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Bad Poetry

Good Morning

Verse 1:
Waffles are fun.
I eat them sometimes when I am sad.
Waffles never taste bad.
They taste good with maple syrup.

Chorus:
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
Let's all get together
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
Let's all get together
For Breakfast.

Verse 2:
French Toast ooh yeah
I like powdered sugar
and you do too.
So let's eat it. baby yeah.

Chorus:
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
Let's all get together
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
Let's all get together
For Breakfast.

Final Verse:
Breakfast is over.
Tears fill my eyes.
It ended so soon.
What a surprise.

Chorus:
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
Breakfast is over.
Ooh yeah
But Don't you worry.
We'll all get together.
For Lunch.

Shake the Dust

This one is for the dreamers...This is for the unemployed and the underemployed.  For the middle aged man who still lives at home.  Shake the dust.  This is for the the broken hearts and the hearts who broke 'em.  This is for the rainy days and the monday mornings.  For the guy who loves the girl who loves the guy's best friend.  This is for the freshman.  This is for the prisoner and the bars that hold him in.  Shake the dust.  This is for Bleecker Street...This is for the beggar's and the choosers and the beggars who can't be choosers.  For the girl who peaked in high school.  shake The DUST.  This is for the dust. Shake the dust.  This is for every starbucks writer who sips their de-caf knowing that their voice will never be heard.  This is for the end of the bench.  For the man on the side.  Shake the dust. Shake The Dust. SHAKE THE DUST.  Make Life what you want it to be.  To the dreamers , keep on dreaming. To the believers, keep on believing. And to the lovers, keep on loving because life doesn't give second chances.  Shake life for all it's worth, and don't stop shaking.

Direct Order

YOU have been given direct orders to rock out.  Rock out like you were too quick for the cops to catch.  Like you were given one chance. one song. on a stage, with thousands upon thousands of people screaming your name.  Rock out like Wake me up Before you Go-go just came on 96.3! Rock out like Bozung is subbing for your A.P. Stats class!  Rock out like somewhere there's a street paved with bubbles.  Rock out like it's your very last moment with your limbs.... Rock out like you're 7 years old and you're friend's having a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's......Rock out like you're 7 years old!  Rock out like you're on bended knee in a cold sweat and she just said the best word in the English language.  Rock out like your favorite band just opened for YOU!  Rock out like....like coach just called your name.  Rock out like you don't care that it's just for the last 30 seconds of the game.  Rock out like Summer Finn woke up in YOUR bed this morning.  Rock out like the sun's shining bright, and you've got nothing better to do, than put your boat on the water.  Rock out like a genie granted you FOUR wishes.  Rock out like you are a freakin' genie....Rock out like college football is on all day, and you and your buddies got some Little Caesars pizza, a fridge pack of Dr. Pepper, and some time to kill.  Rock out like you've never rocked out before, because in a few seconds, this blog entry will be over.